Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

Bollywood Takes on He-Man

Mustache! Who are you man? Why are you here? Do you make any sense at all or are you the only logical thing in the universe? I don't know!

Robogeisha

Warning this is not safe for work. It is not safe for human sight. Do not I repeat Do Not watch Robogeisha. It is only the most awesomely retarded movie in the history of bad ideas. It is everything Transformers 2 wanted to be with the aid of an extra dose of incredible. Every scene in this trailer is awesome incarnate. Except the one with the girl spraying blood out of her but and the shrimp eye stabbing bit. Those aren't so much awesome as kinda disturbing and wrong. Then the giant robot building from space shows up and AWESOME! ensues.

Quantum of Solace: Alternate Theme

How Often Do We Get Video Evidence of a Darwin Award

Remember you don't have to die you "only" have to lose the ability to reproduce in order to qualify. Warning: language and severe nut shot with fireworks violence.

It's kinda like Michael Bay directs "Man Getting Hit By Football"

Moon Truck

So apparently this is very old news, but, NASA is sending men back to the moon. We must have finally figured out how to get at all the cheese. Like that comment! This is the cool new space type gear stuff for the 2020 moon mission. At least according to Telstar Logistics.

ZombieLand

The most exciting new zombie movie since Shaun of the Dead. Mostly for the little zombie kill of the week segment. I for one am big on the zombies cannot run rule. Generally to the tune of, I don't care what you call the movie if they can run they are not zombies. I might give this one a pass if it can contain that much awesome over it's full length. Oh the link.