Class of Nuke Em High

The movie itself can be viewed here. Class of Nuke Em High is a true classic in the bad low budget horror movie genre. A genre defined by the lack of actual horror and a devotion to strange monsters. Like many in this special breed of movie the director tacks certain pains to insist that we see the special effects failure that is this creature far more often than any sane man would. It has a plot that can only barely be described. I will make no effort to detail the plot here. It isn't very good and this film isn't really about telling a story or making any sense so the plot description would be both long and painful. The true beauty here is the moral at the end. This movie has a clear message: Teenagers who live in a pit of radioactive ooze should not have sex after smoking a plutonium enriched joint. I don't know why anyone thought this particular message needed to be brought to the general attention of the world. Anyways enjoy, it's better with a friend and please talk during the movie. Talking makes the movie harder to hear and that is a good thing.