Immature Quantum Entendre

Okay this is probably not safe for work, definitely NSF liberal arts majors and amazingly immature, childish and silly. Like the sort of thing you're supposed to get out of your system in your teens. The Unified Quantum Theory of the Sexual Interaction. Because someone somewhere couldn't get the idea that "exited states" or "stimulated emission" could be mistaken for something dirty out of their head.