Photonic Fence: Killing Insects with Lasers.

The Wall Street Journal, which is boring, wrote this article about an awesomely amazing plan to identify mosquitoes by frequency and then shoot them with lasers. It's brilliant giant frickin' lasers killing stupid evil vampire bugs. All based on the abandoned "Star Wars" project. I hope they start mounting the system in little portable spheres. Kinda "Death Star" shaped laser cannons for the defense of picnickers and campers the world over. Also to combat malaria.